Little Green Apples

Alright guys, I have a new pesterchum!

My name is:

guardianCordium

Add me! 

I feel horrible. Might not be on for a few days, guys

lord-strider:

phemiec:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

failure-artist:

If you’re hot for a guy, do not paralyze him from the waist down.

So-

Should I shoot them through the chest?!

What about if I make out with their severed head. Is that cool?

Do I send a robot that beats them to unconsciousness??

I just woke up and I think I’ll go back to sleep

i’ve always thought that king bob-omb didn’t have a mustache, but instead he had glasses and the white spots were actually his eyebrows.

so now i think he looks like he’s wearing dirk’s glasses.

As a person, I’ve always had a lot of personal issues that bleed into my social like and, unfortunately, my personality as well. I try to not let them be a dominating factor of me, so sometimes I feel a little off. The things I have said and done have driven off several of my past friends, and sometimes hurts my current friends. I’ve tried very hard not to let this happen, but I’m far from perfect. The difference between most people and myself, is that after my friends have stepped out of my life, I still care for them. I will always care. Even if a friend has hurt me, I won’t let go of them. Nothing can change that about me, after I’ve hurt someone… And they believe they need to leave, I will give them every reason not to, and ACTUALLY be very sorry. Once they are gone, or even before they are, I might cry, because I realize how idiotic I was being. It makes me feel sick to know how hurtful I can be without meaning it. I’ve been trying to change this, and it works for the most part, but it’s not a perfect plan. I just wish I could undo the damage I’ve caused.

homoerotic-confections:

to me this is an extremely accurate visual description of tumblr and what we do here.

rapunzel-pond:

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